What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

speak now or forever hold your pee

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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