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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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