How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Adele walks into the stables

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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