An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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