- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

I am a women

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

woman's rights

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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