- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

are you gay does your mom know

Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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