- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

MySpace.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

YO FACE

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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