- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

its funny cuz i laughed!

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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