- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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