Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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