i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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world peace

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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