- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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