My kids are mistakes.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Guess what. Chicken butt.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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kesha is a virgin.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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