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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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