there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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