lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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david what a baghead

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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