whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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troll----> hahaha---->

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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