I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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My kids are mistakes.

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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