- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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