- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

Chinese men having large penis.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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