- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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My parents have an open marriage.

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

So, this joke isn't funny.

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