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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

where's mom I killed her

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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