How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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for keeps?

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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I'm HIV positive.

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Nuneaton..

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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