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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

What you reading? reading?

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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