- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

Your mam is so fat.

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