I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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69 :)

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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say cheese

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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Xzibit

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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