- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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