Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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THE GAME.

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Colby Michael Schluter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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