- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Your Mom

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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