Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

The Christian Bible.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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