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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

eden stop

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

This is an anti-anti-joke.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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