- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

your social life.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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