- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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