a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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* anti-punchline

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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