Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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