What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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