- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

why do you care?

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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