Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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Punching a baby

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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