What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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