Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

A russian gives away vodka.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Your mam is so fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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