Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

Cancer

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Whats In My Trash? Bears

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

Without geometry life would be pointless

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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