What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

Misner is a twat.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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