There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

This isn't funny.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Horse with a chair on his head.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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Women's rights

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Knock Knock Come in.

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

420

The black man leaves the strip club.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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