- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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