Cripples are lame.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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a man said hi.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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Hillary Clinton

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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Anti Joke

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