- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

Mormons having fun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

I was Born ready I was born naked.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

I have aids

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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