- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

That's what she didn't say

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Whats better than 24? 25.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Brad Fuller!

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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