Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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