What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

People...

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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