roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

I have suicidal thoughts

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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