I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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Safe sex MR

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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