- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

You tell me. I have amnesia.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

whos district champs not JM

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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