What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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