- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once upon a time, it snowed

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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