three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

shut up iggy

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

A sober Amy Winehouse

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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