- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

Obama

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

its snowing on mount fuji

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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