- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Where's my tractor?

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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