- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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