- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Neither have I

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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