Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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