What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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whats 69+2? 71

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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Your face

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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